5 Undercover Vapes For Surviving Thanksgiving

5 Undercover Vapes For Surviving Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is the first in a string of holidays where families come together to eat too much, bond, bicker, and ultimately remind themselves why they chose to live in different cities and towns scattered all over the country. The holiday season is filled with as many warms hugs as Black Friday shopping horrors; aside from ignoring the backhanded compliments from mom and butt pinches from grandma, the hardest thing to do on Thanksgiving is finding a way to toke between courses and cat naps. Vaping on Thanksgiving is bound to make the food taste better and the company be way more enjoy-a-bowl ( see what I did there? 10 points for Gryffindor!). So in an effort to both soften the emotional slams and make your vape hits hidden, I’ve preemptively put together a list of vaporizers that’ll keep your mental health in much better shape than your winter body.



The Magic Flight Muad-Dib portable vaporizer doesn’t look like the run-of-the-mill, LED bedazzled vape, which is what makes it all the more successful in hiding your smokeable stash at Thanksgiving dinner! Looking like it was carved from a Pilgrim carpenter, the Magic Flight Muad-Dib comes complete with everything you need to vaporize solid concentrates on-the-go… or on your tippy toes in the bathroom while sticking your head out the window #whatevs. Reaching 900°F in 3 seconds, the device uses rechargeable batteries that allow for 50 uses on a single charge — so to put it to you in T-Day terms, this little baby has got more sessions than you will have bathroom bakes… I mean breaks. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand or in your sexy Pilgrim apron, the Magic Flight Muad-Dib is easily hidden and stored.




The great holiday time journey called Thanksgiving traffic will leave you reaching for your vaporizer as soon as your feet hit your destination’s pavement. The FOB by Vaped Inc, in all of its gloriously discreet style, as well it’s 30-second heat up time, will give you the capability of simultaneously whipping out and using your vaporizer as you stroll up Grandma Judy's driveway. Designed to look just like a car’s key fob, the FOB can quickly be concealed in your pocket or hand, or you can low-key flaunt it on your key chain. Six preset heat settings make using the FOB a breeze. Engineered for smooth vaporization of dry herb, you will be feeling refreshed before you even hit the front door.




Because gorging ourselves on turkey and passing out in front of TV while watching football is par the course, you’ll want to arm yourself with a vaporizer that runs no risk of being spotted in your pocket when you are all snuggled up and taking a nap on the couch. The Original microG by G Pen is a flat rectangular shaped portable vaporizer that is as slim as it teeny tiny. Designed with a rubberized body to ensure that it will stay in place, no one will question what's inside your pocket because it will barely be visible. Made to be discreet and for the vaporization of solid concentrates, the Original microG is mini in size, but monumental in performance.




In theory, Thanksgiving should be a peaceful and relaxing day of chilling with family and feasting on homemade food, and definitely not a day spent on the receiving end of your Aunt Leslie’s pre-dinner wine pre-game ranting about you aren’t married yet. Anyone who has ever lived through a family Thanksgiving knows that only the strong survive the lunacy, and in order to survive you’ve got to be packin’ your own peace of mind, the PAX 3. The PAX 3 delivers a strong, pure vapor within 15 seconds, and subsequent heat ups are nearly instant. This device has been engineered to maximize efficiency and flavor. Don’t worry that your need-a-mental-break bud-dy cousin, Jonathan, is into concentrates while you prefer dry herb—the PAX 3 Complete Kit is dual-use, meaning it can be loaded and used to vaporize dry herb, liquid and solid concentrates.




The majority of your family may be incredible creatures who were pillars of support during your “following my dreams” stage of life, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that T-Day brings all the familial freaks out of the woodwork for dinner. Great Uncle Martin who fills up his bathtub every time there is a storm, thinking the water will be a source of drinkability and bathe-ability should he lose power? He’s coming! Aunt Sharon who is constantly trying to “read your energy” and weasel her homemade candle business into every conversation? She’ll be there, spiritual beads and all! Thanksgiving’s great, but it’s also full of socializing with family members you’d prefer to avoid… or as some would say, ghost. Give your mind a little trip to outer space with the Dr. Dabber Ghost. The Dr. Dabber Ghost is designed to run on low heat to provide maximum flavor. Discreet in size and style, the device has titanium technology to heat your liquid or solid concentrates to the ideal temperature slowly.